1) “Oh, you’re one of those people.”
Spoken by a female co-worker after I said I need to go clothes shopping because I haven’t been in a while. “Those people” apparently means “someone who doesn’t like to shop.” She, on the other hand, likes to go browsing multiple times a week.
2) “Zandria, when I first met you I didn’t get the impression you’d be very nice. But now I think you’re a very nice person.”
A random comment from a male co-worker.
3) “You sound like the trainer at my gym.”
Said to me during a conversation about drinking protein shakes after doing a weight workout.
4) “That is so true.”
A confirmation by my roommate, when I said one of the worst things about being single is sleeping alone.
5) “No worries. Go right ahead.”
Said by a hot guy at the gym, after I “accidentally” jumped in front of him to refill my water bottle.