How to Invite Yourself to a Biker Bash

1. A few months in advance, start reading Zipcode’s blog.

2. Laugh at her funny stories, including this one about men talking crap at a bar.

3. On Friday, read about how she’s planning to attend the DC101 Biker Bash (which I hadn’t heard about until reading it on said blog).

4. Send Zipcode an email: “Take me, take me!”

5. Zipcode responds: “Here’s my phone number. I will pick you up, take you there, and bring you home. What is your address?”

6. Zan: “Wow, that was easy!”

7. Zipcode picks up Zan on a beautiful Sunday morning. They drive to Maryland and pick up Zipcode’s lovely friend J.

8. Zan meets more of Zipcode’s friends once they reach their destination. They ask, “How do you know Zipcode?” Zan: “We met online.” Them: “Ah.” (It doesn’t feel nearly as strange to say this as it used to.)

I had a really good time at the Biker Bash. I drank three beers on a Sunday afternoon, listened to some good music, and met some nice people. (Zipcode called it Biker Bash more like Hot Man Fest.)

Zipcode is an anonymous blogger (well, duh, since I’m using her nickname). There was a really good photo taken of the two of us, but I had to crop her out for privacy purposes.

Zan at the DC101 Biker Bash

There was also this Hot Biker Guy that we were all drooling over — I believe we christened him Hottest Guy at the Biker Bash — but his girlfriend was kind of short and frumpy. At least she was dressed normally, though. There were a lot of waitresses running around wearing booty shorts.

This is a low-quality picture of Hot Biker Guy that Zipcode took with her cell phone (I stole it from her MySpace page). This photo does not do him justice (that’s Short ‘n Frumpy Girlfriend standing in front of him).

Hot Guy at DC101 Biker Bash

I felt like going for a walk after Zipcode dropped me off at home in the early evening, so I texted someone who I thought might like to accompany me on said walk. This person ended up being busy and didn’t answer in time, so I ended up going on a Long Ass Walk all by myself. And by “Long Ass Walk” I mean that I literally walked for an hour and a half. I must have walked for miles around Old Town last night.

Friday night I was out with some friends in the same area. We were talking about how in Old Town there are some really nice streets and some really nice, very expensive homes — but depending on the street, if you go over a block or so you’re suddenly in a not-so-nice neighborhood. And that’s exactly what I noticed last night on my Long Ass Walk.

I was walking down N Royal St after the sun had already set. On my right? Beautiful townhouses. On my left? Ghetto apartments with all kinds of people hanging out on the sidewalks and sitting on dilapidated cars. I crossed over to the side of the street with the nice houses, but I quickened my pace and didn’t feel entirely comfortable until I was a few blocks further away.

Another notable occurrence from the weekend: my friend Tripp came over on Saturday and was kind enough to show me how to load my bicycle on my bike rack so that it doesn’t wobble around and scare me with its unsteadiness (I’ve not transported my bike via car since I bought it in June for fear that it would come unhooked and be smashed to bits on the highway). We also took our bikes for a spin on the Mt. Vernon Trail, so he has the official distinction of being the first person to accompany me on a non-solo bike ride since I bought my bike a few months ago. Thanks for the company, Tripp!


  1. Sounds like you had an awesome time at the bikerbash! How cool would that be…I used to do crazy stuff like that…man where did the time go?

    Posted August 18, 2008 at 9:37 am #
  2. Glad you came – it was a total blast – sigh hot biker guy – we should have kidnapped him haha.
    Get yourself some pepper spray – actuallyI will order you the good stuff. I am making an order soon.

    Posted August 18, 2008 at 10:16 am #
  3. I was out on Mount Vernon trail riding yesterday. How funny if one day we actually cross paths!


    Posted August 18, 2008 at 11:00 am #
  4. Glad to hear you you had a blast! :)

    Posted August 18, 2008 at 1:11 pm #
  5. Wow–a biker bash! And a long-ass walk on the border of a bad neighborhood… walking on the wild side these days!

    Posted August 18, 2008 at 1:22 pm #
  6. SO FUN!!

    the excitement and daring up in herre this weekend was bringing my Toddler to a kindagross movie theater (complete with cockroaches in the bathroom) because it was the only place showing a movie she wanted to see in 3D.


    Posted August 18, 2008 at 1:32 pm #
  7. Sounds like awesome times. :)

    Posted August 18, 2008 at 2:05 pm #
  8. I’ve always loved playing band at biker bars. Even if things get a little rough, the guys always protect the band!

    Posted August 18, 2008 at 2:26 pm #
  9. How fun! You look beautiful! And damn. He’s hot!

    Posted August 18, 2008 at 6:08 pm #